KENYATTA MARKET HORROR STORIES

If you thought my posts were relatable, think again. Have you ever gone to Kenyatta Market(KM) to get your hair braided, or cut or you were just accompanying someone? First of all, if you happen to be in the surrounding 1km with your hair out open, you’re a mark. You’re like an antelope in the […]

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DISAPPOINTMENT (S)

Disclaimer; (Experiences borrowed from real life people) In life, adulting comes with disappointments. At least when we were young the only disappointment we got was when your parent(s) didn’t buy you something that you wanted. Adult disappointments are on a whole other different level. Their own level. Whether it’s your crush who says they don’t […]

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NJUGUNA WA NJUGU

“ksks ks, Njugu! Njugu! Njugu!” Njuguna has been a hawker for as long as he can remember. Straight out highschool, he started selling njugu karanga(peanuts). On Friday evenings Njuguna meets with his colleagues in the hawking industry and they open a cold one and cheers for better times ahead. kanyam chom, ugali and some kachumbari […]

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STORY TIME: MY FIRST FACIAL !

“Hizo makucha hazikukai,” said the salonist. I don’t blame her, she’s just looking for a customer and damn isn’t she good at it. Initially, I went to the salon to have my hair curled,(those days when I used to go to the salons in town). I don’t know how I ended up on a bed, […]

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NAIROBI NIGHT LIFE

I’m done with Nairobi night life… About an year ago I started going out. Actually it reached a point where I was asking myself kwani what did I use to do before I started going out. I can blame it on school, wanting to blow off some steam from the pressure there. But that would […]

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